quezsam:

angelwingsandplaid:

onamelancholyhill:

the-ultimate-ging-dw:

Well there we have it.

HERE YOU HAVE.

BE HAPPY.

IS IT CANON NOW?!

what (⊙‿⊙✿)

I thought the canon news was like 2 months old

clavid:

Facebook users react to the controversial buy-out of tumblr by Yahoo!

daysofstorm:

helens78:

zillah975:

goldenorbrokenorlost:

jacobtheloofah:

butterfly-zombie:

meow—lex:

proletarianinstinct:

batlesbo:

airspaniel:

This is literally breathtaking.

My friend just sent this to me… wow. Watch until the end.

Jesus Christ

Nothing makes sense anymore

holy shit.

Oh my god.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. I literally have tears in my eyes, that was spectacular.

This exact act was part of Amaluna when I went to see it earlier this year, and I swear, I have never heard an audience so quiet in my LIFE. I remember thinking at the time, too, that I had never imagined an audience holding its collective breath to see if someone could keep a stack of things balanced that way before, but the audience reactions were very much like the ones in this video. It was amazing.

holy mother of god that is amazing.

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

katsplanet:

you’d think i’d be used to this kind of shit by now but neopets never ceases to amaze me

(Source: you-cant-alter-how-she-breathes)

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

neopiacentral:

My mom found a handicapped marker on the ground so whenever we park in a handicapped spot she makes me limp when we get out of the car

robertpattindone:

look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:

(Source: hateruess)

pocketpinya:

i’m so fucking mad

people treat tumblr like it’s this own little special corner of the internet that’s a ~secret hidden club~ and that it’s totally unknown to the world and should be kept that way

no

shut the fuck up

you’re all idiots

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

sherbot:

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

edjusticepourtous:

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

“remember this brown girl”